at the karaoke

(Sing along to Matchbox 20's "Unwell")
For karaoke luvers!

All day sitting at the karaoke,
Hearing voices in my head.
All time I can hear them all saying
That I should sing more songs
Because then my voice might be good for something...

Hold on!
Feeling like I'm headed for a
Sore throat...
But, I should heck care!

I'm not crazy,
I'm just a little unwell.
I know, right now you can't tell,
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see,
How I go off key...

I'm not crazy,
I'm just a hearing impaired.
I know, right now you don't care,
But soon enough you'll be stopping me,
From grabbing the mikey-ee...

I'm singing to myself in public,
Hoping people'll sing with me.
And I know, I know they've all been itching to tell me.
I can see them flinching,
And it makes the owner think that his windows
Are close to breaking from my screeching singing.
Somehow, I've lost my voice!

But, I'm not crazy,
I'm just a little unwell.
I know, right now you can't tell.
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see,
How I go off key...

I'm not crazy,
I'm just a hearing impaired.
I know, right now you don't care.
But soon enough you'll be ordering,
"A pair of ear plugs, please!"...

I've been singing in my sleep!
Pretty soon my bro will come in,
Yeah, pillows thrown at me...

I'm not crazy,
I'm just a little unwell.
Told you, right now you CAN tell.
When I sing Bon Jovi or some high key,
How I go off key...

I'm not a Hung,
I'm just a hearing impaired.
You see, right now you DO care.
Soon enough you gonna start punching me,
From grabbing the mikey...

How I go off key.....
Badly go off key.....
Can U-RU-SA-IIII.....?
Please don't faint on me.....
Can't even hit a "B".....
How I go off key.....

- Henry Rogers