ロセ話 ～食欲編～

セイバー:
ロジャー！大丈夫？
顔何か…
病気があったの？

さめ君:
そうよ。今日を何したんだ？

ロジャー:
いいえ、何でもないけど…

黒・セイバー:
この調子にあるわけないだろう？

ロジャー:
へぇ、元気ないは今日があまり食べないのせいともうよ。

エックス:
弱…

カリバー:
虫！

ロ:
じゃない！

さ:
「と思う。」

ロ:
オイ！

セ:
今日はなにを食べたの？

ロ:
そうね。
何だな…
ケサはMILOとKWAY TIAO…
ヒルは…えっ！何も！

セ:
ロジャー！
それはだめですよ！

ロ:
すまないな、セイバー。
食欲はへたそうだ…
でも、ヨルにCURRY PUFFとMILOとJELLYを
食ったから…
きっと大丈夫！

セ:
ロジャー…

ロ:
元気出せる方法はあるけど、
あのしかいないね…

セ:
「あの」…って？

さ:
まさか！

ロ:
そう！寿司君、「あの」メイド服を取り出し…

セ:
セイバー・パンチ・ツぅ！
(((((;｀Д´)≡⊃)｀Д）、;'.・

来る芯だ
士に対
南で僧名に
居てぇ
紙様
折れを
頃四手
下さい
湯目名し
気望納し
勢寄り死
息る医味ねぇ
私に体

ロセ話 ～「猫怖い？」編２～

セイバー:
先の話つつけろう。

ロ:
すびばぜん！ｍ（＿＿）ｍ
（すみません！）

セ:
で？

ロ:
いゃ、昨日はね、
あの四猫に迎えられた時、
二つ中国人…

セ:
「二人」じゃ…

ロ:
…二つ中国人カープルが来た。
男は猫達に食べ物をあげたについて、
猫達あの人に走った。
でも！そばにいった女性は鬼に恐れる顔をして、
「あぁぁ！」と叫んだ。

さめ君:
ばぢゃ？
（はにゃ？）

ロ:
まぁぁ、最初は「変な人」と思ったけど、
でも段々怒ってなった。
猫はそうな怖いの？
全く分からん。

さ:
そうな人もあるだな…

ロ:
だよね？
猫の事全然知らない人は許さん。

さ:
じゃ、他人の事も知らないでしょう、お前？
同じでしょう？

ロ:
いや、違うだ。
いつもそうな話を聞いてる：
「猫はきれいじゃない！」
「猫の態度に比べて、犬と仲がいいだよ。」
「うるさいな、猫！」

セ:
へぇ？
猫は一番きれいな動物ですが…

ロ:
でしょう？
そして、猫はネコ以外のペットと同じだ、
他人の愛が欲しい、愛が要るんだ。

セ:
なるほど…

ロ:
でしょう？でしょう？

セ:
ロジャーの気持ちはよく分かる事になったわ。

ロ:
そうですか！
いや！よかった！
じゃあ～　このネコミミはお任せ…

セ:
(｀□´)＝３
なに！
(((((;｀Д´)≡⊃)｀Д）、;'.・

ロセ話 ～「猫怖い？」編１～

ロジャー:
変な人を見たぞ、セイバー。

セイバー:
うう？　なになに？

ロ:
昨日のことだ。
いつもHONG LEONG SHOPPING CENTRE
がいるの四匹猫…

セイバー:
確かに、OWLとMAMAとMIMIとMI2ですよね？

さめ君:
変な名前。

エックス:
そうよ。俺たちは…

カリバー:
「MI　MARK II」がスキ！

ロ:
お前ら、そいう問題がね！

さ:
そうよ！
問題は名前が全部へただ！

ロ:
さ～め～君～　

さ:
(￣^￣)
はい、いますけど。
だから？

ロ:
ぶっ殺してあげない？
ああぁぁぁぁ？

さ:
ほぉぉ～
ちょうどいい！
ささって来い！

（喧嘩して）

セ:
あの…
いまの話は…？

ロセ話 ～３小猫編～

ロジャー：
困るね。

さめ君：
何のこと？

ロ：
まぁ、最近家のとなりが
三匹小猫を見つけた…

さ：
ううん、青春の話だね。
「若い者たち…」

ロ：
ハニャ？オイ、違うだ。
猫達は僕に食物をあげられた事だよ。

さ：
ん？で？
いいじゃん？

ロ：
それはいいけど、危なくなるぞ。
食物をあげたとだん、
小猫達はいつも向こうからロードを渡って。
三匹の中に一番人類に怖れてのは
毎回ロードの真ん中に止まった！

さ：
「勇気を持ってる若い者達…」

ロ：
エックス、カリバー、ヤッチマインダ。

エックス、カリバー：
YES、BOSS!

さ：
冗談だ！冗談だ！
で？お前はどうする？

ロ：
さぁ。ちょっと考えてるぞ…
…
あぁ！場所よくなったら、
違うのところと時間を探して、
食べ物をあげる。

さ：
へぇ…大変そう。
無理と思わないの？
この前、あそこしかあの三子を
探しての失敗しただろう？

ロ：
そうだよね。
でも、持ってるの缶を使って以来、
あの三子はその音を知ってるぞ、きっと。
よし！やって見るよ、俺！

ロセ話 ～帰り編３～

セイバー：
（ナカナイデヨ、
ロジャー。
私はそばにいるから。）

ロセ話 ～帰り編２～

ロジャー：
（…そういったけど、
多分無駄だ。
ここ…
もう住む出来ないんだ。）

ロセ話 ～帰り編１～

ロジャー：
もう…久しぶりな、みんな…

セイバー：
そうよ…
あの時、びじょうさんと遊んだですが、
今もう…

ロ：
セイバー、ごめんな…
僕のせいで…

セ：
平気ですよ、ロジャー。
話したくなったら、いいんですよ。

ロ：
セイバー…

さめ君：
面倒臭いご主人があるだ。

ロ：
「ある」って！

さ：
そうだろう？！
お前が何を、分かったぞ！
何をしなかった、も知ってるだろう！

ロ：
…知ってよ。
人間以下な…

さ：
でもな、ロジャー、
俺たちも人間じゃねよ。

黒・セイバー：
ずっと、一緒に。

ロ：
黒・セイバーまで…

エックス、カリバー：
前！進め！

ロ：
世界の宝…
もう届かない。
親身の友…
必要があるんだ。

セ：
ずっとよ。
別れ言葉もう聴けないよ。

ロ：
うん。

セ：
オカエリ、ロジャー。

ロ：
タダイマ。

Everything I Do (I Do It For Bill)

(Bryan Adam's "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)"



Look into my eyes,
You will see
What he means to me

Searching high,
Searching low,
And when you find him there
You'll search no more.

Don't tell me it's not worth feeding for.
Don't tell me it's not worth caring for.
You know it's true,
Everything I do.
I do it for Bill.

Look towards your side,
You will find
There's food for you to bite.
Drink milk as you like,
Take your time,
For both cash and time
I would sacrifice.

Don't tell me it's not worth fighting for.
I can't help it, there's nothing I want more.
You know it's true,
Everything I do
I do it for Bill.

There's no love like your love,
And no other could give more love.
There's nowhere unless you're there,
All the time, all the way~

Oh, you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for.
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more.
I would fight for you,
I'd lie for you,
Walk the wire for you,
Yea I'd die for you...

You know it's true...
Everything I do...
I do it for Bill.

I Should Be So Lucky

(Kylie Minogue's "I Should Be So Lucky")



Among the transportations,
I have just one obsession:
How TV Mobile attracts me.
It gives me much excitation,
At times exasperation,
People think I'm crazy.
Satisfy my obsession,
Tune to 8-9-3 station
Instead of changing band to band.
I'm saying,
"I listen to TV, pictures that I don't see.
TV Mob is so cool,
And you should do it too!"

I love, I love TV-
TV-, TV-, TV-,
I love to watch TV Mobile~
You know I pray daily,
Daily, daily, daily,
That all my friends would join me now!

Now, at 5, there's Maggie and Me,
Just how did Maggie di-ee?
Adrain acting's just so good~
And then there's Police and Thief,
My love for Ah Beng language.
Lee Tok Kong's English powderful!
Last, but not least, there's Larry,
80's Rewind's big daddy,
Whose promotion will never come.
He's saying,
"I'm my boss's right-hand man, 'Kill Rudeness' friendly man.
Singa is here for you!
It's for both me and you!"

Courtesy is for free,
For free, for free, for free,
Courtesy's for you and me.
(I forgot the lyrics,
Lyrics, lyrics, lyrics,
Just "Courtesy is for free"!)

Don't you think I'm lucky...
Don't you think I'm lucky...
Don't you think I'm lucky...
You think I am crazy?!
Pui-pui-pui-pui-pui-pui-pui-pui-pui-pui!

Too bad, at night's it's crappy,
Lousy US terebi!
It's time to change from band to band.
I'm saying,
"I listen to TV, at night it's not so sui4.
TV Mob is so cool,
Whole world should do it too!"

Siew Lan, who will you marry?
Marry, marry, marry,
"My Sassy Neighbour's" no more...

Vincent kena suspend,
Suspend, suspend, suspend,
Heartlanders' acting's a bore...

Courtesy is for free,
For free, for free, for free,
Courtesy's for you and me.

Courtesy is for free,
For free, for free, for free,
Courtesy's for you and me.

(repeat till fade)

A Little Tribute for Singaporean Boys

Dick Lee has a better talent at creating funny and interesting songs than me, relating to all Singaporean on all levels. Love "Fried Rice Paradise" and "Mustapha". So here's a little tribute video, enjoy.

Hossan Leong, truly named "Singaporean Boy" has his own songs too. Even giving a "concert" at Esplanade. Not going to watch, but here's probably how good it's gonna be. :)

Addiction in the 1st Degree

(Bananarama's "Love in the 1st Degree")

Last night I was dreaming,
I was high on a pack of shisah.
When I woke up, I was screaming,
Calling out your name... WO-OH-OH~

And the judge and the jury
They all put the blame on me. (put the blame on me~)
They want to drink from my ume!
They want to smoke my weed!

Only you can set me free,
Cause I'm guilty, guilty as a drug addict!
C'mon, Whiskey, can't you see,
I said accused~ of smoke in the 1st degree~

Guilty~ of smoke in the 1st degree~

Some days, I believe that
I'm too high from liquor too-o.
Unchain my heart you're keeping,
Let Shisah burn anew! WO-OH-*HIC*

The hours pass so slowly,
Since you've had a drink or two. (had a drink or two~)
I can see you are lonely,
Won't you join me too~

Only you can set me free,
Cause I'm guilty, guilty as a drunken bee!
C'mon, Marijuana, please!
I am accused~ I'm drunk in the 1st degree~

Guilty~ I'm drunk in the 1st degree~

Smoking in mirth...
Drinking, and laughing...
Smoking in mirth...
Drinking, and laughing...
Guilty!
Addicted without reprieve...

And the judge and the jury,
They all took my loves from me...
They're all drunk from my ume!
They've consumed all my weed!

Only you can set me free,
Roger x Hana - my BL imageries!
Rain of weed please rain on me!
Oh yes abuse~ my smoke in the 1st degree~

Only you can set me free,
Alcoholies~ gin, rum, spirits and whiskeys!
C'mon, buy me drinks for me~
Oh yes amused~ I'm drunk in the 1st degree~

(repeat till fade)

Have You Really Loved a Hana?

(Sang along to Bryan Adam's "Have You Really Loved a Woman?")
(Special thanks to editor Ah Girl)

To really love a Hana
You must uncover
You need to know him DEEP inside.
See every scar?
Comes with a SCREAM.
And pleasure that makes him want to cry~
And when you find himself lying helpless with each whip.
You know you really love~ a Hana.

When You love a Hana
You tell him that he's really hardened.
When you love a Hana,
You tell him that he's a gay.
He needs somebody
to tell him that its "La Viva~ Black Leather"
So tell me have you ever really
Really, really ever loved a Hana.

To really love a Hana,
You gotta tie him
Till you know how he needs to be scarred.
You gotta drip him,
You must abuse him,
Until he Orgas- in his blood.
That's when he sees his unborn children in discharge...
You know you really love a Hana.

When you love a Hana,
You tell him that he's not whipped enough (Yea!)
When you love a Hana,
You buy him two extra Cuffs.
He needs somebody to tell him that it's gonna last forever.
So tell me have you ever really
really, really ever loved a Hana.

When you start playing Scrabble,
Warn Hana
That if he drops one tile
You gonna whip him up.
He'll take the whole bag and throw it onto the floor..

(You really gotta drop the whole bag.. Yea~)

(Interlude - Whipping sounds)

And when you find him smiling weirdly at Roger
You know you really love~~ a Hana.

When you love a Hana,
You tell him that's he's not chained enough.
When you love a Hana,
You tell him he likes it rough.
He needs somebody to tell him that he will
get whipped forever.
So tell me have you ever really
really, really ever dripped a Hana (Yea!)

So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever whipped a Hana (OH!)

So tell me have you ever really
really, really ever loved a Hana...

(Guitar Ending)
*Whip!*

Not Yours For The Picking

In the midst of groves, I met a soul,
Held a pretty apple gold.
A bite had he took, a third was shoved,
Leaving two third hurtful gold.

"Why did you try?" to him I told,
This he replied, morosed,
"I wasn't smart enough to know.
Let me make the missing grow."

Second perchance, I re-met this ghoul,
With the same apple gold.
Another bite he had took, two third had dove,
Leaving the last third alone.

"Why did you try?" to which he croaked,
Voices that guilt had rode,
"I wasn't wise enough to know.
Let me replace the empty cove."

Alas, it ends, when I had met this troll,
No longer with an apple gold.
The last part tore, and it had closed
The only chance to grow.

"Why did you do?!" I barked, I scolded,
To the endless tears he rolled.
"I thought that I had to let it go,
In my hands it couldn't grow..."

"So listen to me," this truth I told,
"This apple wasn't yours for picking.... No,
It has to be free, not trapped in gloves.
Move on, move on, and throw."

I resumed the path of golden groves,
Where it grew
Gold Cherries, Berries,
Sweet strawberries,
and the boldest Blackcurrants,
Pears, Pomegranate,
Melons, Jacks and Greens,
Dragons and Passions....... although....
Looking back, not one could come close
To the core he couldn't let go.

- Henry Rogers

If Tomorrow Never Comes

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would videotape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two
to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming, you would know I do.

If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day,
well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance to make everything right.
There will always be another day to say our "I love you's",
And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's?"

But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget,
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.
So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day,
That you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish.

So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them and that you'll always hold them dear,
Take time to say "I'm sorry," "please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay".
And if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today.

- Norma Marek