... of New Densha Otoko

Episode 1:

Densha Otoko meets Hermes on the train.

Densha falls in love.

Drunken old man appears! *shudder*

Drunken old man starts to disturb the passengers, and moves on to haress Hermes.

Hermes asks the drunk to stop it.

Densha sees it, and tries to build up courage to stand up to the drunk.

Hermes finally unable to stand it, rises up, slaps, sractches, punch, kick, uses 5-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, uses Turtle-sect Qigong, uses "天", uses the red button in Washington White House on the drunk.

199 hits. Drunk runs away.

She grumbles, "Siao eh! Test my patience!"

Densha breaks out in cold sweat, breaks his heart, and breaks his confidence to ever finding a girlfriend.

THE END! One episode only. Look out for season two: Hermes meets her old time enemy!