rated pg -- chickens

[RATED PG - PURE GARBAGE]

A wierd interview over MSN with Manish the Duck, and his study on his eternal rival, Vincent the Chicken.

Roger: So what do you think you can provide to my blog?

Manish: Ah... the theory of Chickeninity... law of Chickenomatics... and of course the sacred religion, Chickenism. *cluOOOMMMM* *cluOOOMMM* *cluOOOMMM* (meditates)

R: What in the world?!

M: im trin' to reach Chick-irvana *cluOOOMMM*

R: So how do you actually attain Chick-irvana?

M: Early Chickenism scholars claim that countin ur chicken feathers will get u ter... ..but the modern chicken scholar(vincent) claims tat u actually have to peck urself 367 times and keep sayin' *cluOOOMMM*

R: Who is this Chicken scholar?

M: someguy... conchicuos i tink..

R: Then you leh? You know so much?

M: im a history expert. i specialise in tis kind of... um.. exotic religions.

R: And you actually practice it?!

M: of corse NOT!! i practise ruletheworldism. it mainly focuses on the art of eatin' the chicken in the proper way..

R: Eatin chicken = rule the world?

M: hey... its the 1st step ok? even the karate kid had to wash walls 1st..

R: So you still at first step lah?

M: 2nd actually. 1st was it kill the chicken the proper way. kill it by beatin it up. MERCILESSLY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(The interview ended by the duck trying to steal my MSN password. WTH?!)